I hate humans..I really fucking hate teenagers. Why do they all have cell phones? Why do they talk? Ever!? Why are they all overweight? Uggghhh!!
Standing on the overcrowded platform. Wondering where the fuck are all these people going!? Thinking to myself, "Every got damned time I wear four inches or better its crowded and I don't get a seat..My footsies are NOT gonna be happy!"Lmfao.
I haven't turned on my Ipod yet because the battery life is non existent so I'm waiting 2 actually get on the train before I do. Of course now this means I have to hear the fuckery that escapes from these humans' brains and exists thru their mouths. *vomit*
Fat teen sitting behind me on her cell yelling. "Nah son! Cuz she pu$$y my nigga. She was like she aint say nuffin. She don't want it. I'll fuck dat bitch up" I spin around ready to snap. I have no tolerance 4 teens as it is. But a loud one, cursing, looking like "Precious"? No! No! No! This I will not have! This early in the morning. No waaaaay! I glare at her for two minutes straight. That probably doesn't sound like a long time..but when ur being stared at it's an eternity!
I want her to know that I'm looking at her. And I want her to shut the fuck up. I probably shouldn't because these teens have no fear or respect these days..But I don't give a shit! I'll fight your child if they act up!
Bahahahahahaha!
She quickly lowers her volume to what I assume is her "indoor voice" and I turn back around to watch for the train. Here it comes. Sigh of relief. My feet are beginning to hurt..I turn on my Ipod. "We off up in this jeep, we foggin' up the windows.." R.Kelly's melodious voice comes thru my headphones. *smile*
Oh look, a seat. Yaaaaaay!
*ding dong*
Thank you for riding the MTA
(Still of scene from Movie "Precious"


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