Tues 3/9 "Subway Series" evening edition

I'm tired. It's my late night at work. It's been a long, stressful day. I walk onto the train and take a seat. I feel like I've stepped into the twilight zone..Everyone just looks fucking weird! To my left I see a dude chewing his nails like its a two piece chicken dinner.  Next stop train doors open and a CRACKHEAD couple gets on the train!!! Omg!! They still have those? Lmfao..I mean, they were real live CRACKHEADS! The female was one of those that may have been attractive at some point. She has a big butt and thinks she still "got it"  but the bitch is toothless! Omg, why is she looking @ me? Next stop, ghetto girl gets on the train. She squeezes her fat ass into seat beside me. I didn't move an inch. She KNOWs there was no space. She has the nerve to be upset!? She's trying to move me with her fat ass! OH NO THIS BITCH DIDN'T!
I turned my face towards her..and I coughed HARD. Yes, in her face!
Bahaha fuck u fat bitch! Take that!!


*ding dong*

Thank u 4 riding the MTA