Friday 3/19 Early Morning "Subway Series"

I'm the queen of double standards. When seated on the train I try to sit in a way that there appears to be little to no space for another person to fit next to me. And of course, the fat African lady ALWAYS squeezes in. Lol.
I do this but I HATE when I see other people do it!! Ahahahahaha


I usually squeeze in. And dare someone 2 say anything.

"I'm with yoooooou" Avril Lavigne, sings in my ear. I don't feel great this morning. I'm wearing heels. I want a seat. There are two rather large women and a man on a 4 seater..One woman has her legs open and her bags on the seat. I stand above her (this is train sign language for move over bitch I wanna sit down)
She acts as if she doesn't want 2 move. So in case she doesn't know proper train etiquette I say very loudly.. Nostrils flared "Excuse me" She barely budges so I plop down in the seat.
Fat on my left side has space on her other side but she's upset that I sat down, so she doesn't move. Fat lady on my right is reading her bible and has her elbow pointing at me. Its like these fat bitches are trying to block me out. HA! U wanna play that game aye? I live for this type of shit.
I start coughing. Digging in my pockets. In my purse. Lol..Finally fat ass on the left moves over into that space..I mean I could have the "Swine" or sumthing. But fat bible lady is still trying to jab her elbows into me. I have to take drastic measures. I swing my purse onto my right arm. Now it's in her lap. I take out my phone and begin typing. Elbows out. She moves over. *rolling my eyes*
The shit I gotta go thru just to enjoy my 30 minute subway ride.
"Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind" Jay-Z says into my ears. I close my eyes. I can catch a 20 minute nap.

*ding dong*
Thank you for riding the MTA


(Random weird subway photo)